The Onion's Masturbation-Guard Robot Beats the Pants Off a Roomba [Humor]

As a culture, we've been slow to allow robots into our home. But it could be that we've just waiting for the perfect robo-pal. Like, say, the Onion's TYSO, which stands guard during your most personal moments. NSFW reenactments ahead! More »

Source: http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/wLjBjx9Yq48/the-onions-masturbation+guard-robot-beats-the-pants-off-a-roomba

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